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Tax Quotes

" I am proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is-- I could be just as proud for half the money." --Arthur Godfrey, entertainer

"People who complain about taxes can be divided into two classes: men and women." --Unknown

"Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund." --F.J. Raymond, humorist

"A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is tax reform." --Russell B. Long, U.S. Senator

"Taxation with representation ain't so hot either." --Gerald Barzan, humorist

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax." --Albert Einstein, physicist

"Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf." --Will Rogers, humorist